Alfalfa Martini (chaos_ensues) wrote in striplickwhip,
Alfalfa Martini
chaos_ensues
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Bourne to?

Name: Matt Damon
Birthday: October 8, 1970
Fandom: Breakout Action Star


Poll #401790 Matt Damon

What is he?

Stripable
6(66.7%)
Lickable
1(11.1%)
Whipable
2(22.2%)
Get The Fuck Out Of My Fandom!
0(0.0%)
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  • 34 comments
he is BUILT!!! I need to strip off his clothes!


Preferably using my teeth...
a little tongue waggling is in order, i believe
that's what the tounge stud is good for! YEAH BABY YEAH!
*jealous*

i could, uh, spread grape jelly around and then lick it up. slowly.
see - you should get YOUR tounge pierced too!

And grape gelly? Really? Not raspberry?
I really do like grape. sometimes grapes can be a little sour, and they make you.....pucker.
hahhaa you said "pucker"

Yeah, we are SO mature here...

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"i'm Matt Damon!"
where did you put your oscar?
"I'm MatT DaMon."
are you sure you're not a MatH DeMon?
"i'm matt damon!"
all right then. Take your pants off, or I'll do it for you!
MaAAatt DAamoN!
Maattt Damon!