Alfalfa Martini (chaos_ensues) wrote in striplickwhip,
Alfalfa Martini
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Bourne to?

Name: Matt Damon
Birthday: October 8, 1970
Fandom: Breakout Action Star


Poll #401790 Matt Damon

What is he?

Stripable
6(66.7%)
Lickable
1(11.1%)
Whipable
2(22.2%)
Get The Fuck Out Of My Fandom!
0(0.0%)
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he is BUILT!!! I need to strip off his clothes!


Preferably using my teeth...
a little tongue waggling is in order, i believe
that's what the tounge stud is good for! YEAH BABY YEAH!
*jealous*

i could, uh, spread grape jelly around and then lick it up. slowly.
see - you should get YOUR tounge pierced too!

And grape gelly? Really? Not raspberry?
I really do like grape. sometimes grapes can be a little sour, and they make you.....pucker.
hahhaa you said "pucker"

Yeah, we are SO mature here...
Wasn't that the point?

Through being mature....

Yep. BOOBIE!!!!
I think this boy is pants worthy.

meaning...

HE BELONGS IN MY PANTS!
his pants belong IN MY PANTS!


wait...That's just weird, isn't it...
his penis belongs in my pants.
i belong in his pants.

but if his pants are no longer on him, then I don't want to be in them.
pants should be outlawed on men like Matt.
Death to Pants! Togas for all!
TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!!

Them greeks and romans really knew where it was at.
crotchless clothes, gods of love, gods of wine...They were geniouses!
you forgot gods of debauchery!

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chaos_ensues

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"i'm Matt Damon!"
where did you put your oscar?
"I'm MatT DaMon."
are you sure you're not a MatH DeMon?
"i'm matt damon!"
all right then. Take your pants off, or I'll do it for you!
MaAAatt DAamoN!
Maattt Damon!